Friday, June 29, 2012

Garden Art: Limit One!

Okay, okay. I know they are cute, but only ONE! They are cheap, and commercial, no matter whether you are a cat person, bird person, or follow butterflies around.

You can only stick one of these commercially manufactured tin animals into your garden, I don't care how cute you think they are.

Your cats can't really read and the birds don't care. Same for turtle crossing signs -- they cross where they damn well please-- and the sign that says "Grow damn it!" Well, even if I talk to plants, I know they can't read!

One. Just one.

They're not potato chips!

It's a twelve step program, people.

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